Comedy story ..illusion..part 2

 The counterfeit drug trade spread and expanded, and the nurse and his friend became millionaires. Their situation has completely changed and they moved to the Businessmen Club and now own a contracting company and have bank accounts in more than one bank. They owned stores that sold mobile phone supplies and maintenance. One of their regular customers, who bought counterfeit drugs once a week, worked as an air conditioning technician in one of the largest Egyptian banks. He was working in a small bank branch close to a village and close to a residential city. It was established by the government close to the capital, Cairo. The air conditioning technician was buying drugs and inviting his friends to join him in smoking drugs. He and his friends started drinking drugs. The air conditioning technician was telling stories about the people who come to the bank. It is unbelievable that people have a lot of money and deposit it in the bank. Despite her simple appearance and her lack of a private car, for example.



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However, a lot of money is deposited in the bank. And his friend responded to him. The absence of the police and their presence on the Egyptian streets after the revolution. It encouraged people to commit many crimes. Who stole, plundered and swindled. Therefore, most of the bank’s clients are those with criminal experience and have a large record in the field of theft and fraud. Another friend replied that stealing bank money is permissible, because if the bank were to be stolen, then this money was essentially stolen and was deposited in the bank. Another friend replied, “Great idea, why don’t we rob the bank?” And we will get rich before the police return to work. Air conditioning technician individual: Robbing a bank is very difficult, unless the security inside the bank smokes drugs like we do now. His friend replied, “We can make the security inside the link drink drugs.” The bank technician replied, “There is only one person in the bank’s security. There are more than seven armed security employees in the bank, and there are surveillance cameras.” There are alarm devices installed near every safe, where an employee sits to receive or deliver money from people. He presses the alarm in cases of theft. They asked for help from security, and these devices are linked to the police department and the security department within the bank. Another friend replied. I mean, we need to leave everyone in the bank stoned or give them sleeping pills. The air conditioning technician responded. Or we see gas sleeping in the bank and release it from the air conditioning vents. Another individual could be a gas like the one we smell now.

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This is really a suffocating gas and it makes everyone laugh.

Because someone put out a bad smell. To the point that some of them came out running from the room where they were smoking drugs. After he heard the sound of the explosion that preceded the gas that came out of their friend. And after everyone returns. To smoking drugs... one of them said. We can buy opium, smoke it, and shoot it out of the air conditioning vents. Individual air conditioning technician opium is expensive. One of his friends replied, “I will steal it from a drug dealer who sells it and stores it inside an apartment in the building where he lives.” . It is important to have a weapon with us to threaten bank employees and security.

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The air conditioning technician responded, each one carrying a large knife, and that is enough, because when the smell of opium is released from the air conditioning vents, it will turn everyone in the bank into a state of unconsciousness and unconsciousness.

One of his friends said, “We will also be unconscious, and therefore we will not be able to steal.” The air conditioning technician said, “In order for us to commit this theft, we must be stoned.” I will be in contact with you and I will be in the camera surveillance room as a hostage being threatened at gunpoint.

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Because it is very important to first control the control room before the security in the control room informs the police. Suddenly, Umm Abdo, his old neighbor, who has all her children married and lives alone, came up and knocked on the air conditioning technician’s apartment and asked him what the smell of smoke was coming out of his apartment. He told her that my friends and I smoke cigarettes and stay up for a while. She said to him, “Be careful not to summon goblins and work magic on people.” He said to her, “Go down and sleep, Umm Abdo. You have a strong imagination.” I heard his words and went downstairs while he entered his apartment and said to his friends that you must come down now because Umm Abdo believes that we are conjuring goblins. Someone said: She is an old woman and her brain is tired. If the goblins saw her before she came to the apartment here, she would be afraid of her. Everyone laughed and left the apartment.

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....(Umm Abduh in Egyptian life...she is a lady who has a son and he is usually the eldest of his children called Abduh...and therefore in Egypt there is respect for her and appreciation that she is a mother. It is not to belittle the ladies that she is a mother and has children. He calls out. Women have a name like Umm Abdo or Umm Fathi. Her real name on the birth certificate and ID card is Farida, Samiha, or Sumayyah, and this name is known only to her husband or children, and this is different from the name that is known to the woman among the people, and she is famous. In the name of Umm Sayyid or Umm Abdo...)..

Everyone agreed to research and investigate further, because the failure of the plan to rob the bank would complicate their problems and not solve them. . After they agreed that they would enter the bank at a specific hour and on a specific day after the smell of opium was released, and that they would enter the bank carrying large knives and steal the security weapon after threatening it with knives and tying it with a rope, thus taking control of the bank...and the bank on this day was full of customers..

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Between withdrawing, depositing and extracting documents.

They were two old women. They wait for their turn to enter the vault. She was asking the other woman... There was a loud quarrel and a big problem at Umm Sayed’s house. She said to her, “Do you know Umm Hamada, who lives on the first floor in Umm Sayed’s house?” She said, “Yes, I know her.” Her son Hamada entered the College of Arts, French Department. .........

She brought him a student from Senegal who studies religious sciences at Al-Azhar University. (Al-Azhar University teaches Islamic religious sciences in Egypt). 

The Senegalese student was giving French lessons to her son Hamada. The other lady said: What's the problem? She continued saying: Give me a chance to tell you.... Anyway, Umm Sayed, who lives on the third floor of the building and is Umm Hamada's neighbor, as soon as she entered in the evening, the electricity went out. The Senegalese student is very tall and dark-skinned. Umm Sayed went up the stairs and met the Senegalese on the stairs. She thought he was a demon because the stairs were dark and you couldn't see anything of the Senegalese except his white teeth. The Senegalese said to her... Give me some space to pass because the stairs are narrow.  ... Umm Sayed was terrified and told him to go away, don't hurt me and I won't hurt you... She started reading the Quran and said to her: Don't hurt me, I am a good woman. He told her: Make way and let me pass... But because of her fear, her feet froze to the ground and she stopped moving and said in a loud voice: Help me, the demon is going to kill me. Then she lost consciousness and fell down the stairs. After that, the young men of the area climbed the stairs after hearing Umm Sayed's voice. They beat the Senegalese man because they thought he had harassed Umm Sayed and they beat him until they took him out into the street and told him he had harassed a woman the age of your mother. He kept saying: This woman is crazy and she says that I am a demon and a devil. I assured her that I am human and I did not touch her or harass her... And they started laughing.

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Two men in their early fifties were sitting waiting for their turn to enter the agents’ office. There is a problem with their bank account card, where their monthly salary is placed every month. And he said to him: Where were you last month? He said..

I was in Paris, and he replied, “If you go to Alexandria in the summer, you will be able to take a loan guaranteed by your salary.” He said to him: Listen, I will tell you what happened. In the tea company’s competition, I won a plane ticket as a gift to Paris.

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I landed at Paris airport, which was very large, and then I went to a hotel .

3-star hotel at a reasonable price. Coming out of the hotel in the morning, I met a moon that left the sky and descended to the earth. Beautiful young women in the prime of their youth. And I went to her and said, “You are not the one who was with Leonardo DiCaprio in the movie Titanic.” She said: No, I look a lot like her. You won an Oscar for the film

. I laughed, but it was not me... A word from here to a word from there. We agreed to meet in the evening. I went to meet her and we spent time at the Champs-Élysées, the Louvre Museum, and the Eiffel Tower. I wasted no time and she and I returned to the hotel. And she entered the room with me. And I hear a voice saying that the alarm clock went off and all the neighbors woke up and you did not wake up. I say I heard the sound before, I don't know. I told myself this voice, I know it well

Then the same sound came again. Wake up, you will be late for work. I said you are here with me too. I want to take a vacation from you. His friend said to him.

who is this? Did your wife go with you to Paris? He replied: No, I am crazy. I go to Paris without my wife. But really, it was my wife’s voice, but she does not leave me even in my dreams.

I was sleeping, dreaming that I went to Paris. You're right, you idiot... and everyone laughed louder...

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The young men agreed to rob the bank at the end of the month, as the bank would be crowded and full of money. Companies transfer their bank accounts to employees' accounts. Until their monthly salaries are paid. The group that would enter the bank was in contact with the air conditioning technician. Who will start the opium ignition. Inside the air conditioning pipes installed in the ceiling of the branch. From which cold air comes out. Indeed, two young men entered and put a knife in the side of the security personnel after they waited for the other security personnel to leave the bank gate to enter the branch. They threatened to kill him if he did not surrender his weapon and shut his mouth. Each young man was holding a knife in his hand, and the other hand was holding the hand of the security personnel. They actually succeeded in stealing the security weapon. The security weapon is a very ordinary hand pistol. They signaled to the rest of the group to enter the bank. The group was completed and one of them fired one bullet into the bank to threaten the people. The air conditioning technician started lighting the opium. One of the young men said while holding the pistol he stole from security. ..We are good and respectable young men, not thieves, nor are we a gang. But our economic circumstances pushed us to do what we do... The country's wealth is being stolen from the days of the Pharaohs. And we are getting poorer. I don't need to tell you that whoever tries to report to the police will end up being killed. And everyone gives us their cell phones.

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Indeed, the air conditioning technician approached the control room and had an agreement with his colleagues that one of them would threaten him and enter the control room while he was under threat so that the control room official would not inform the police....And indeed the youth succeeded in controlling the bank and the opium smoke began to fly. . But it is clear that the opium was also adulterated because its effect on those inside the bank was not clear.

One of the kidnapped people inside the bank responded, saying in the direction of the youth... My son, dedication, may God guide you. All those present do not have large sums of money. One of the young men replied. We will not take a single pound. We want to steal the bank's safe.... Two young men entered the control room and were on the phone with the air conditioning technician. Indeed, they quickly took control of the control room that contained the cameras... as the security present was smoking a cigarette in the smoking room...

and it was clear that the effect of the opium began to appear on him and he began to lose his balance... and the air conditioning technician was late in arriving at the control room...

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His friend asked him, “Where are you?” He said, “I am on my way.” He said to her, “We have succeeded in taking control of the control room. There is no need for you to come here.” The rest of the young men headed to the windows dealing with the public. They disconnected the electricity and telephones and collected the telephones. It is carried by everyone in the bank. The effect of opium began to appear, and most of the people in the bank, even the young men, became in a state of imbalance. They collected a small amount from the windows of the safe that received money from customers.

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Indeed, the air conditioning technician went to the control room. He agreed with his colleagues that one of them would threaten him and enter the control room so that the security would not know that he was involved in the robbery. And that he would be under threat so that the person in charge of the control room would not report the robbery to the police after discovering the robbery. However, after taking complete control of the bank, they found that the amounts were small, not even 100,000 pounds. So they called their colleague, the air conditioning technician, who advised them to threaten the manager with death... but the manager explained to them that the large safe was empty. Because the money was put in the ATMs so that the employees could cash their monthly salaries. Meanwhile, they heard the sound of police cars outside the bank... and they could not believe themselves. So their colleague, the air conditioning technician, advised them to allow the bank's customers to leave. And to be in their midst. To open the bank door and let the customers out. To find that there was a thief trying to steal a car in front of the bank. But the alarm system was equipped with the sound of police cars... and the story ended.