Comedy story: ...illusion part 3

 

Illusion 3... Young people used to gather around fake drugs and their subconscious mind makes them in a state of ecstasy and continuous laughter for no reason. One of them was working in a factory that was owned by the government, but due to its repeated losses, the factory was sold to the private sector. He was talking about the problems he suffered after the factory was transferred to the ownership of one person who monitors the workers' entry and exit times from the factory. He was thinking about resigning, but the bank robbery did not provide him with money to open a private project.

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 Therefore, he postponed the decision to resign until he had enough money to start his own project. But suddenly, without planning and under the influence of drugs, he made the decision to leave his job in the factory. The management in the factory advised him to inform the Tax Authority, Social Insurance and Pensions of his resignation. They, from the factory's side, will send a letter to the Tax Authority, Social Insurance and Pensions to leave the job. But in order to join or get a new job, you must have your social security number.. And indeed, he went to the Social Security and Pensions Authority. 

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And the employee asked him for his personal card, which contains personal data, such as address, date of birth, and national ID number. And indeed, he gave her the card. She opened the computer in front of her and took a while to check the data. Then she called her manager and said to him in a low voice. Call the police, it's urgent. And after calling the police on the phone. The manager called the young man to his office and told him that there was an error in the data. And he must come to his office. And since the police were late to arrive. The manager was asking the young man about the nature of his work.

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The young man answered. Suddenly, the manager remembered the name of one of the shift leaders in the factory. The young man mentioned all the names of the shift leaders in the factory. The manager said to the young man, “Run immediately because the police will arrest you.” The young man asked him, “Why are you arresting the police?” The manager said, “This is my phone number. When you leave the building, call me immediately and I will explain everything to you. But it is important to escape quickly.

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 When the police come, I will tell them that someone was causing trouble with me and ran away quickly.” The young man went out and called the manager, afraid. He asked what happened. He told him that his name on the computer says that he died about two years ago. And that there is a woman, who is your wife, who receives a pension from the Social Insurance and Pensions Authority. He told him, “I am not dead, I am alive in front of you and I am not married.” The manager told him, “Come to my office tomorrow and we will see how I can help you.” I thought you were a con artist, so I called the police.  Indeed, the young man went to the manager's office, who gave him a copy of his death certificate. And the name of his wife who goes to the bank every month to collect her pension. He was completely shocked.. 

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.. And the manager advised him to gather information about this forgery. Before reporting the incident to the police, given the current circumstances of the police, especially after the revolution. As a result, you will find that the government agencies treat you as if you have been dead for about two years. 

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The young man went to his friends, who were on a date to smoke hashish, as they do every time. He started telling them what happened and that he discovered that he was dead. They told him, "You became a stoner before smoking hashish. Or have we become stoners? Or are you really dead, like the government tells you?" The young men started smoking hashish, and one of them said, "Your spirit is with us." And here they heard the voice of their neighbor, the old lady. "Smoke, enough demons and witchcraft."  The house became full of ghosts and goblins. Everyone laughed... Another said, "Really, the spirit of a dead person is present with his friends and loved ones." He said to them, "Guys, I am alive." Another replied, "No one can lie about government records. You ghost, you have become a ghost. You, my son, are dead and you must admit the truth.".

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Guys, stop joking and you have to appreciate the huge crisis I am facing. I am not at fault in it. His friend said to him about the death certificate. The one that came out with your name on it is easy to get. Especially since during the demonstrations, many young people died in it, so obtaining this death certificate is very easy. Considering that you are a protester in Tahrir Square during the demonstrations. But how were you getting paid by the factory? And the woman who says she is your wife is getting her pension at the same time. You have to call the director of pensions and insurance and ask him about this point because the factory is the one that informs the insurance and pensions of your death or your absence from work. He said to him, Indeed, I have to go back to the director and do investigations and ask about the woman. Who has been getting her pension for a 2 year's and says she is my wife. Another said to him, If she is getting her pension, an inheritance declaration must be filed with the court.  In order to receive any money that belongs to you.  He really said... What is this whirlpool, guys? His friend said, “You should meet the manager. He will really help you with everything.”

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Another said, "You are not in a crisis. In the eyes of the government, you are dead, and therefore you will not pay taxes or insurance. You can work in a private project and leave work in large factories. You can steal electricity and open a small factory. Therefore, if the electricity police discover the theft of electricity, escape will be the solution and the police will search for a dead person. Therefore, the case file will be closed due to insufficient evidence. 

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But you must meet the lady who collects your pension. So that you can take a percentage of the pension from her. And find out how the terrible forgery was done in the documents... 

Answer, this is what I am doing because what I will pay. To prove that I am alive will be a lot. As for what I will gain. While I am dead in the government records, it will be a lot. And you are really right. I will not report to the police, but I will go to the Director of Insurance and Pensions. To find out the address of the lady who steals the pension every month."  Indeed, he went to meet the director of insurance and pensions. And he took from him the address of the lady who receives the pension every month. 

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He went to ask the neighbors about her apartment, and they told him that the third floor is Captain Mahmoud's apartment. Indeed, he climbed the stairs and rang the doorbell. A tall, muscular man opened the door. He thought that he was a wrestling or boxing champion. He told him, "I am asking about Mrs. Nadia Abdel Tawab, but most likely the address is wrong." He said to him, "How do you know Nadia? Wait." He said, "She is the one who knows me to the point that she married me without my knowledge." He said, "Yes, my soul." He grabbed him by the shirt he was wearing, lifted him off the ground, and entered the apartment with him, closing the door so that none of the neighbors would hear. He said, "Wait here for a minute." He went to the kitchen and brought a large knife. He said to him, "Recite the Shahada (which is for a person to say before his death that there is no god but Allah, and that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah if he is a Muslim)."

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He said to him, "Calm down, Captain Mahmoud, I will explain everything to you." Captain Mahmoud shouted at his wife Nadia who was in the bathroom and said to her, "Go out, Mrs. Nadia, and see your new husband." His wife quickly came and said, "Who is my husband, Mahmoud? We have been married for 15 years, and who is this man?" He said to her, "He came to tell me that you married him without his knowledge or consent." She said to him, "Drugs have flooded the country and you will find him stoned and smoking two cigarettes." The young man said to her, "Wait, Mrs. Nadia, and you, Captain Mahmoud, this is the first time I have seen your wife, but the government says she is my wife, and I will tell you everything." She said, "Calm down, Mahmoud, and put down the knife you are holding. Let's hear this madman first." He said to him, "Briefly and tell us your story. My lady, I am not crazy. I resigned from the factory where I was working."  So I went to the Insurance and Pensions Authority to obtain the insurance number.  To prove it in any new job I go to.  They told me that I was dead and that Mrs. Nadia Abdel Tawab, your wife, would collect your pension. 

 Captain Mahmoud replied, “I will kill you. You come to put my wife  steal your pension crime .”

 He said to him: This is the first time I see your wife.  There is definitely a mistake in the matter.  Nadia said, “What pension and money are you talking about?”.

He told her that this means that there was forgery in your name. Captain Mahmoud said, "Come tomorrow and we will go together to the bank. Whoever disburses the pension money, we will see who collects it in her name.

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" And indeed they went to the bank. He agreed with Captain Mahmoud to hide that he was the deceased person. And that he would tell the bank employee that his wife Nadia Abdel Tawab's money had been stolen. And that she had not collected her ex-husband's pension. And he wanted to know who was collecting the pension instead of her. 

The bank employee told him, "Bring your wife." And with her the ID card. He told him, "I will call her to come." And indeed, his wife came and gave the bank employee her ID card. The bank employee told her, "There is a power of attorney from you to Mr. Farouk Attia." 

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They left the bank after the young man told them that this was the name of the administrative affairs employee at the factory. And I will easily know his home address.  Captain Mahmoud vowed to kill him because how did he get his wife's ID card. And he obtained an official power of attorney in his wife's name so that he could collect the pension..

They knew the address of Farouk Attia, the administrative affairs employee at the factory. After they agreed that he would share the pension with him. Mrs. Nadia Abdel Tawab cancelled the power of attorney for Mr. Farouk Attia and informed the bank of that.

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The young man and Captain Mahmoud went to Mr. Farouk Attia's house. They rang the bell and a woman wearing a black dress opened the door. They asked her about Mr. Farouk Attia.. She told them to ask for mercy for him. He had a heart attack and died. Captain Mahmoud told her.. Do you know a woman named Nadia Abdel Tawab? She told him no. How did your husband know her?

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She screamed saying the traitor married her to me. And I am the one who endured his poverty.  Captain Mahmoud said, "She is my wife, but we were surprised that there is an official power of attorney from my wife to Mr. Farouk Attia. The bank informed us of this power of attorney." She said to him, "So Farouk was a thief or a con man." I advised him to stay away from the thieves and con men in the area, but he did not listen to me. Captain Mahmoud said to her, "We need your help. Because I am going to divorce my wife and I am sure that he does not know her." She said to him, "Wait, I found a set of personal cards in the closet. But these cards belong to the factory workers." He said to her, "Can you bring them so we can make sure of them? Maybe my wife's card is among them." She said to them, "Wait by the door, I will bring them to you so you can make sure." She closed the door of the apartment and quickly got the personal cards.

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 She actually opened the door of the apartment. With her were a set of personal cards.  The young man and Captain Mahmoud started looking for Nadia Abdel Tawab's ID card. Captain Mahmoud found it and said to her, "This is my wife's ID card. But how did your husband get it?" The young man said to her, "Your wife, Nadia, was robbed."

He said to him, "Yes, she told me that a young man riding a motorcycle stole her bag and ran away quickly, but there was no money in it. Because she was just coming out of the supermarket and spent all the money. She went to the police station to file a report about the theft of her bag, which had her ID card inside it." Farouk Attia's wife said to him, "If you want to know the details of this matter, then go to Sayed Al-Harami(Al-Harami means thief ). It is clear that he stole your wife and gave the ID card to my husband Farouk. On one condition, when you go to Sayed, tell him that you are a police brigadier general. Because he has a weapon and will not tell you the truth easily.

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And you will find that he knows everything." Captain Mahmoud went to Sayed Al-Harami's house and said to him, "With you is Brigadier Mahmoud Fayed." He said, "Come in, Pasha." (It is a Turkish title that is used in Egypt, like a sir in England or a senator in America).  I want to know how you got the ID card of a lady named Nadia Abdel Tawab... This is a novice thief who brought it to me during his training period for theft. And of course you gave it to Farouk Attia. Sayed replied: Farouk told me he wants this card. I told him take it. 

Okay, he didn't tell you what he was going to do with it.

 The thief replied: Farouk was a professional con artist, may God have mercy on him. He used to write a list of the factory workers' names as if they had died in the demonstrations. He would forge their death certificates. Then he would go to the real estate registry and tell the employee that his friend had died and he wanted a power of attorney to collect his wife's pension, because his wife was in dire poverty and was sick in the hospital and needed every penny. He would take out an ID card for a woman like Nadia Abdel Tawab. The young man asked him how he used to get an inheritance declaration from the court. He would go with two people to the court to witness the person's death and that he had no heirs other than his wife. The judge would rule in favor of the woman he presented with her ID card, because he knew that the dead person did not own anything, because he was a simple worker who did not own real estate or bank accounts.

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 The young man told him that he used ID cards for other women other than Nadia.  He said to him, "No, he was using the name of Nadia for more than one worker, but every two or three months." He was receiving pensions for about ten workers in the name of Nadia, and there was another lady with her. I will bring you all the pictures of the death certificates that he was forging and the pictures of the powers of attorney for the factory workers." The young man and Captain Mahmoud left Sayed in astonishment. Captain Mahmoud wondered why Farouk Attia was doing all this and whether there was a big profit from stealing pensions. The young man said to him, "It is clear that he was stealing 20 workers from the factory every month, and thus a large sum every month." They agreed that he would remain dead and that he would share the pension for the ten workers for whom Farouk had forged the death certificates and powers of attorney.

With his wife, Mrs. Nadia. He will look for a private job that does not require an insurance number. 

End of the story. 

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